butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
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In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
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The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
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come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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