I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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