I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
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Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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