Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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