I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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