Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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