Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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