You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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