so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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