We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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