honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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