I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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