How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Randomize
