I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Buhtt sex?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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