Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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