butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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