Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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