Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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