It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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