Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
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I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I'd cum for enchiladas.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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