Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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