Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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