Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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