I think scott just propositioned me for sex
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
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I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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