Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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