I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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