I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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