How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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