I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
they need to just BURY HIM!
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
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2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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