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So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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