Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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