Whod you bang
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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