im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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