Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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