your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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