Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
