whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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