I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.