I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.