We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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