yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
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