I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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