Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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