White coat. Heels.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
