good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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