This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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