did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
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