Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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