my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
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and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?