Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Randomize
