So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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