pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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