She's JV to your varsity
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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