i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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