it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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