If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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